Love letter for a Nurse

"My Anatomy & Physiology of love"

I am on a deep REM sleep and I dreamt of you my precious that I keep I was in the lab and I am dissecting something What?! Me myself? It’s me I’m killing??!

No, my dear it isn’t. I am just diagnosing myself about my feelings for my conscious health. This heart of mine beating lub dub for you hoping you’ll hear it by your auditory nerves too.

When I first saw you my optic nerves were cursed by your orbicularis oculi and oris. With your personality you are superior, with your charms I am inferior. Your beauty is like an acid that is melting me and so i've decided to neutralize it baby by my charms of basic strong alkalinity to reach the pH of our compatibility.

My adrenal glands pumps and rushes pushing me through. To say orally my feelings for you but my thalamus keeps me undecided pleasant or unpleasant what this feeling could get.
After memorizing my words to speak I came to you in integument so neat, my hair strands were polished and my nails were newly cut, perfume in the air diffusing so fast.

I have three red roses for your olfactory responses, Delicious chocolates for your gustatory buds to taste. I’ve checked my BP and I am not that nervous patiently waiting here I am so gentle and courteous.

But then all my plans were messed with atrophy when you were there standing anterior to me, I want to go back and run away posterior from you but my patella is shaking and my other skeletons too. My lungs were busy and my blood circulates rapidly, my muscles didnt move a little and hardens steadily I want my lacrimal glands to function in my shame for you but none single tear fell and I felt blue.

You gave me stimuli and I react attentively my reflexes guided me and helped me my lymphatic system leads me to immunity against my shameful behavior and personality.
Like a DNA of genes, I transcript and translate every tissue of epithelia, muscle, nervous and connective I perspire a lot with my eccrine sweat glands but I tried my best and held your hands. “I want to build a happy family with you with my testes and your ovary, we’re making love through to bear offspring that is injected with love that will always be strong and healthy my love”

You’ve said; “ you’re too nice and clever my sweet suitor but we need to study and be nurses in the future. I promised you then whenever we’re ready come and see me and I’ll be happy if you’ll marry me” Like kidneys and urethra excreting urineI felt relaxed like an anus after defecating those words you’ve told me gave me a new life. So I’ll study hard for you to be my wife.

Then I woke up from my beautiful dream, holding my book and I am on chapter sixteenOohh.. my anatomy and physiology of love, one semester of lectures and experiments in the lab.

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This are the terminology para po maappreciate ng iba

REM- rapid eye movement (time na mahimbing na tulog natin)
auditory nerve- nerve ng tenga na konektado sa utak
o nerveptic- nerve ng mata na konektado sa utak
orbicularis oculi- tawag sa muscle ng mata
orbicularis oris- tawag sa muscle ng labi
lub dub-tunog ng tibok ng normal na puso (walang sakit sa puso) pag pinakinggan sa stethoscope
pH- (power of hydrogen) nagdedetermine kung acid o base/alkaline ang isang solutionadrenal glands- nasa ibabaw ng kidneys, nagsesecrete ng hormone pag naeexcite tayo (adrenaline)
thalamus- part ng brain natin na nagdedecide kung ok ba o hindi ang kalalabasan ng gagawin natin, (reasoning&emotion)
integument- medical term para sa lahat ng covering ng katawan natin gaya ng balat, buhok, kuko etc.

olfactory nerve- nerve ng ilong na konektado sa utak
gustatory buds- responsible for tasting the foods we eat
atrophy- wasted organ o muscle, yung nawawalan na ng pakinabang yung isang part ng katawan natin
patella- tawag sa buto natin sa tuhod
lacrimal glands- ngproproduce ng luha natin
lymphatic system- responsible para magkaroon tayo ng immunity/antibodies sa katawan at panlaban din sa mga sakiteccrine glands- nagproproduce ng pawis esp sa kili-kili